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LETTER OVER
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How do YOU finish a letter? Many
times you just don't have the mood to
write a long letter, so you simply
write some excuses in the last
sentence.
Most swappers finish their letter
with that boring 'sorry, no time'
excuse. It's very easy, but it shows
the contact that you have a lack of
fantasy, and you're bored of writing
to HIM. Shame on you! Here comes a
little list of unique/not so used
excuses:
The fatman:
... Sorry, gotta go and eat!
The swapmachine:
... Huh, 3453.8 letters are waiting
to be written, so I must leave you!
The liar:
... Oh God, THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!!!
(but he still has time to sign the
letter...)
The shy:
... I think you find this letter
boring. Sorry for disturbing you.
The plain speaker:
... I will stop now as I'm totally
bored of writing to you, asshole.
(But he will write: your friend: XXX)
The night owl:
... It's 3:25 AM, and I have not
slept for 4 days. ZZZzzzz...
The inner child:
... Hmm, Donald duck is about to
begin, and it's the last episode of
the 123 parts. I just can't afford to
miss it.
The cracker:
... Njoy ma' stuff. CUL8R!
The Guru:
... Volume Letter has a read/write
error.
@IPfester